Porn Review: Adult Time’s Unrelated X

January 29, 2021
HOLLY-KINGSTOWN

Not Family? Not Fucking! It's Unrelated X!

J-Vera directs this parody of Adult Time's hugely popular Pure Taboo website around April Fool's Day and it is a blast. Just be ready to not get all that much sex but a whole lot of laughs but the sex you do get is AVN nominated, fun as hell fucking so there is that. Look, there is plenty of porn out there and we all need to laugh more these days, right? Gift yourself this if you are a fan of the taboo relations genre/the Pure Taboo website and I promise you will thank me later.

The cast of that one sex scene includes Kenzie Reeves and AVN Hall of Famer Steve Holmes. The rest of the players in this release include AVN Hall of Famer Joanna Angel and Ryan Keely with Tommy Pistol, Shawn Alff and Mitt. Reeves is Holmes' new step-grandpa courtesy of Reeves' drunken stepmother's new marriage and they go on to have some fabulous intergenerational sex with Reeves getting off a ton on Holmes' very hard and long cock. She yells for him to fuck with "that wrinkly, old dick" and oh, he does. After she takes his load all over his face, Angel bursts in with the news that Reeves and Holmes are not actually related. The horror!

Family doctor Pistol gets a pass made by horny patient Angel who wants him to be her step-doctor and fuck her. It changes to a blackmail scenario where Angel threatens Pistol's dog unless they bang. A tearful Pistol consents vaguely to getting ravaged by insane Angel. Alff and Reeves find themselves not having taboo sex when bartender Mitt expresses interest in Reeves. Stepmother Keely shows up and brings her children home for some family interaction, the way that taboo porn demands. In the last scene, Alff is attracted to his accountant Keely but they can't get it on because their attraction is not PURE taboo. Keely winks at the camera not once but twice in reference to the beloved, filthy porn site.

The DVD includes trailers for other Adult Time releases which all contain more sex than this one and a still gallery of each scene. Yep, even all the non-sex ones. You can also watch this movie online in our online store or over at Adult Time.