Ten Great Movies That Won Nothing at the 2019 AVN Awards, Part Two

Great Movies That AVN Voters Passed On

So here is my second part of this series I am doing on great movies that did not take home a single damn AVN Award at the show in Las Vegas this year. In coming up with my XRCO Awards nominations, I got to revisit a whole lot of last year's movies to make sure that I did not just repeat and rubber stamp the AVN winners in my nominations. Making sure that these movies got another look was the right thing to do and it is also a fuckload of fun because, dear readers, I fucking love porno. These ten movies, just like the previous ten, deserve your time, attention and cash, even if they couldn't clear the hurdle of getting all of the AVN voters to agree to give them a trophy.

1) Burning Angel's "Bratty Teens Like It Rough"

AVN Hall of Famer Joanna Angel directs this punky, funny, hard fucking release that has a strong youthful spirit running through it. The stars of this are no pale virgins or whining daddy's girls. They are tough and cool and sexually secure in themselves. They all wanna get fucked on their own terms and I find this movie completely irresistible. Gina Valentina, Holly Hendrix and Chloe Cherry appear in this fun movie.

"Bratty Teens Like It Rough" lost Best Ingenue Movie to Elegant Angel's "Best New Starlets 2018".

2) Jules Jordan Video's "Dredd 4"

Ah, Dredd. He is such a nice guy, a really good male performer and his cock is massive. Seeing women do the inner organ rearrangement necessary to accommodate his epic body part is always fascinating and the action in this series is all shot by porn legend Jules Jordan himself. This was a damn excellent entry in the series too featuring AVN Hall of Famer/AVN Female Performer of the Year Angela White, Bridgette B. and Gina Valentina.

"Dredd 4" lost Best Interracial Movie to Blacked's "Interracial Icon 6".

3) Adult Time's "Girls Under Arrest"

AVN Hall of Famer Craven Moorehead directed this collection of scenes that all appeared on that awesome new Adult Time channel. Bad teen girls get apprehended by the long arm and the big dick of the law. They can either sexually serve these corrupt cops or they can go to jail. The whole premise is so dirty and absolutely wrong but still very, very hot. Gina Valentina (yep, again--guess she is in everything I love), Honey Gold and Khloe Kapri get fingered and fucked by lawmen.

"Girls Under Arrest" lost Best Lewd Proposition Movie to Pure Taboo's "The Psychiatrist".

4) Belladonna Entertainment/Evil Angel's "Mother Fuckin' Anal"

Veteran shooter Aiden Riley took a stab at the MILF genre with this awesome, definitely perverted gonzo movie. The cast in this is so good and the simply presented, very filthy fucking is just top notch. It stars AVN Hall of Famer Dana DeArmond with her former non-surgically enhanced ass, Bridgette B. and London River.

"Mother Fuckin' Anal" lost Best MILF Movie to Elegant Angel's "MILF Performers of the Year 2018".

5) Sweetheart Video's "Lesbian Adventures: Older Women Young Girls 12"

AVN Hall of Famer Dana Vespoli directs this really well-captured lesbian movie. Vespoli's work for Sweetheart was damn excellent and I am sorry that it appears that she has moved on from it. I love how the sexual experience of the MILFs in this release really gets celebrated. It stars AVN Hall of Famers Julia Ann, Dana DeArmond and Mile High Media girl/girl contract performer Alexis Fawx.

"Lesbian Adventures: Older Women Younger Girls 16" lost Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Movie to Digital Sin's "The Lesbian Experience: Women Loving Girls 3".

6) Hard X's "Massive Swallow"

Mason directs this excellent, very dirty blowbang movie and really, no one directs a blowbang movie like Mason does. She makes sure that every woman gets off here, which is impressive in a genre that is built around male orgasms. Yep, I freaking love Mason's work and her placing importance on the women enjoying the fuck out of themselves in a movie of this type is downright revolutionary and game changing. It stars Gina Valentina (again), Lily Rader and Sarah Vandella.

"Massive Swallow" lost Best Oral Movie to Darkko Productions/Evil Angel's "Gag Reflex 3".

7) Darkko Productions/Evil Angel's "Gangbang Creampies"

AVN Hall of Famer Jonni Darkko directs this super filthy, super glam fuck fest and wow, I love it. It is simultaneously gorgeous and debauched. Darkko always makes women look like absolute supermodels and then has them happily getting so, so dirty in his movies. This stars former Evil Angel contract star Katrina Jade and Lily Lane.

"Gangbang Creampies" lost Best Orgy/Gangbang Movie to Hard X's "Gangbang Me 3".

8) Burning Angel's "I Know Who You Fucked Last Halloween"

AVN Hall of Famer Joanna Angel directed and stars in this excellent parody of the 1997 horror flick "I Know What You Did Last Summer". I am guessing Angel changed it to Halloween because, well, Halloween is her thing. She married Small Hands on Halloween and yesh, she has a segment of her career that is all about things that are creepy/sexy. It also stars Ariana Marie and Ivy Lebelle. This one is a great date night flick. I totally recommend picking it up.

"I Know Who You Fucked Last Halloween" lost Best Parody to Wicked Comix's "Deadpool XXX: An Axel Braun Parody".

9) Girlfriends Films' "Prinzzess: A Decade Of Desire"

How often, exactly, does a porn star be a company's contract performer for an entire decade, you ask? Fucking once. Prinzzess celebrates a decade of being Girlfriends Films' muse, sister and beloved voracious chick fucker in this epic girl/girler documentary where we get to see her devour and enrapture Abigail Mac and Carter Cruise.

"Prinzzess: A Decade Of Desire" lost Best Star Showcase to Evil Angel's "I Am Angela".

10) Pure Taboo's "Fuck Me First Daddy"

Piper Perri is fucking brilliant as a manipulative, blackmailing teenager who does whatever the fuck she has to do to get her pussy fucked by stepdad Tyler Knight. It is unforgettable twisted family roleplay perversion.

"Fuck Me First Daddy" lost Best Taboo Relations Movie to Sweet Sinner/Mile High Media's "Sibling Seductions 2".

The image of Kenzie Reeves and Small Hands above is from Burning Angel's "Bratty Teens Love It Rough".

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