August 10, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
Here's the thing about Salma Hayek, she's really sexy. It doesn't matter what she's doing, odds are it's going to be sexy for one reason and one reason alone, it's Salma Hayek. So, when she goes on a boating adventure it doesn't matter if she's got the wind flowing through her hair or she's taking a dip, she's going to be sexy at all times, every time.
That's just the curse of being Salma Hayek. Well, I guess I shouldn't say curse because that makes it sound like Salma Hayek's constant sexiness is a bad thing. Quite the opposite, I would say. So maybe the joy of Salma Hayek? The pride of Salma Hayek? The delight of Salma Hayek? I don't know if there is a word that really describes Salma Hayek's constant level of sexiness. I guess the only way that really works is to say Salma Hayek is Salma Hayek sexy. I know it may sound strange, but after you say it everything makes sense. Salma Hayek's sexiness is equal to no other so, it should be all that shocking that there isn't a word to describe it.
But hey, let's not get hung up on the technical side of things. Salma Hayek is being sexy in a bunch of different ways, we should wrap ourselves up in that and call it a day. No need to describe, let's just enjoy it in silence for as long as we can.