July 22, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
I try to have as few mirrors around my apartment as possible. I think there's one in the bathroom that I can't get rid off, but other than that, I'm mirror free since '93! I'm not a sparkling vampire or anything like that, it's just I'm not the biggest fan of seeing myself nude so, I do my best to avoid the accidental full-length mirror glance. I mean, I'm not Candice Swanepoel. I don't have a body so amazing that I can hang out in the nude.
I have no doubt whatsoever that Candice Swanepoel was hanging out, sans clothes, and just walked by a mirror and caught a glimpse of herself. And instead of crying over a pint of ice cream, she grabbed her phone and snapped a mirror selfie. She's got one hell of a beautiful nude body and she probably has mirrors all over her damn house. Though, if she did she would probably spend all her time taking nude mirror selfies. Well, I guess Candice Swanepoel could just put her phone away for a little so she could get some stuff done, but then she couldn't take nude mirror selfies... Man, it has to be hard to be Candice Swanepoel sexy.
Great, now I'm on the fence about Candice Swanepoel literally living in a house full of mirrors. Sure, who doesn't want to get nude Candice Swanepoel mirror selfie, but who doesn't want Candice Swanepoel to have the ability to leave her house to do sexy photo shoots? Such a dilemma...