July 12, 2018 | Posted in Editorial Features by
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
As I have stated many times, we all have our kinks. From vanilla missionary where no one looks at each other to pretending to be a horse, our kinks are part of who we are. And simply because you're not into something doesn't mean you should look down on those who do. For instance, I'm not into feet. That's not my thing, but if that's what gets you going, then more power to you... just make sure the feet you are sniffing want to be sniffed. One Florida Man did not heed this advice.
Mr. Sniff, that's what I'm going to call him because he has yet to be caught and was discovered sniffing the feet of some ladies at the library of Florida International University. Mr. Sniff, who is in his 40s-50s and around 200 lbs, thought he could sneak under tables undetected to get his fill of feet. Of course, he was caught, reported, and even photographed. Yet, Mr. Sniff disappeared into the wind. Having a foot fetish is fine, but come on man, don't sniff someone's feet who doesn't want them to be sniffed. That crosses the line from kink to creep.
Embrace your kinks, find someone who loves that kink too, and do it together. Don't be like Mr. Sniff.