July 4, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
The Stars and Stripes. Old Glory. The Red, White, and Blue. The Star-Spangled Banner. The American Flag. No matter what you call it, it's a symbol of the United States of America. A symbol of freedom, justice, and the American way. There is no greater symbol of the USA than the flag.... well, the flag on a great pair of boobs. Yes, the American Flag bikini is the truest symbol of the USA.
Now, I'm sure there are some out there who want to point out that wearing the American flag is actually a sign of disrespect. To that I say... come on! Come on! How could anyone get upset at someone showing off their love of their country with a bikini? I'm sorry, but nothing fills me with more with pride that seeing a hottie in an American Flag bikini. I just want to stand up and salute that beautiful sight. Think of those amber waves of grain, those purple mountains, and all that other stuff in the song. You know, it kind of makes me wonder why there isn't a line about the beautiful American Flag bikini in "America The Beautiful". I mean, is there anything more beautiful than a hottie in a bikini?
So as the fireworks are going off, while the grill is heating up, and when you are gathered with friends and family to celebrate America, take a moment and give thanks to the most American thing ever: the American Flag Bikini. We salute you, American Flag bikini!
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