June 18, 2018 | Posted in Editorial Features by
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
At some point in our lives our friends and/or family have dared us to do something stupid. From chugging a wine cooler or jumping into an icy lake each and every one of us has found ourselves on the wrong end of a dare. Sure, they can be all in good fun, but sometimes a dare just isn't worth. Take one Florida Man who showed his penis to people at the local Target for $20.
Three different women found themselves staring down the junk end of one Richard Kuhn as he roamed the aisles of Target. He was reported each time to Target employees and finally, the employees were able to find him still in the store. There is no word if the Target employees saw his penis. As you would expect the police were called (the report didn't mention if the police saw his wang) and Mr. Kuhn informed the cops that he did it as a dare. His "friend" offered him $20 bucks to walk around Target with sausage rocket exposed.
$20 bucks? Really? That seems kind of low ball to me. Though I'm not sure if there was even a "friend." I mean, wouldn't the friend have to be in the Target with him to confirm his wiener was fully exposed? If there is money involved you should just never take someone's word for it. Also, if you ever find yourself in this situation, ask for more than $20. It's all fun and games until someone goes to jail for exposing their penis to strangers in a Target.