We Salute You, Thong Bikinis!

Is It Summer Without A Thong Bikini?

With summer being right around the corner we thought it might be a good time to give some much-deserved attention to one of the greatest sights anyone could ever see at the beach. No, not a school of dolphins. Nope, not a sunset over a quiet ocean. Nada to seeing a whale breaching the water. The only thing more beautiful than all of that... the thong bikini.

Summer isn't really summer until one of your favorite summer movies is on television and you get to see one of your favorite celebs in a thong bikini. Whether it's someone you've seen nude a hundred times or someone you've only gotten to see their ass thanks to the thong bikini, thong bikinis in movies and television make up some of the best moments in cinematic history. There's nothing wrong with owning a movie simply because it has someone you love in a thong bikini. Nor should it embarrass anyone to admit to watching a television show simply because the stars are often in thong bikinis.

And yes, sometimes thong bikinis aren't on the beach. They are on dance floors, stripper poles, and in dressing rooms. Wherever there is a thong bikini, it will always be summer. It doesn't matter if it's a G-string, a C-string, cheeky cut, or a T-Front, as long as there are cheeks to be seen, we love it. So, let's all raise a glass or celebrate in whatever way you like just as long as you shout to the heavens: We Salute You, Thong Bikinis!