June 13, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
Well, Kate Upton decided to take all her clothes off for one thing and one thing only, and no I'm not talking about her hubby. Yes, it seems that Kate Upton wanted to celebrate her birthday by getting nude and flashing the ocean. Man, I never thought I'd be jealous of a body of water.
Sure, it would have been awesome to see Kate Upton nude or Kate Upton topless or even Kate Upton in something see-through, but this post is on Instagram so... you know. The place we go to see really awesome pictures that refuses to let us see the most awesome picture ever, which would be Kate Upton completely nude. Yet, let's not get totally down in the dumps over this. I mean, Kate Upton is giving a nice view of her side boob and she does have some of the finest side boob in all of the world. That's nothing to shake a stick at. Plus knowing she's nude is kind of awesome. Look, let's just be honest, we gotta take what we can get and if what we can get is Kate Upton's side boob, we will happily take it.
I love the ocean as much as the next person, but I've never thought that it wanted to see me nude. Then again, I'm not Kate Upton. There is nothing out there, be in a person, a tree, or the ocean, that doesn't want to see Kate Upton nude.