June 7, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
While I'm not much of a gambler, I often don't know when to hold them, when to fold them, when to walk away, or when to run, I think it's a safe bet to assume we are getting closer to a nude Noah Cyrus. Seeing her in a bubble bath just gives me that feeling that soon we'll get to see another nude Cyrus. And that day will be a great day in the history of mankind.
Now, I refuse to get into any kind of debate about which Cyrus is hotter. I'm not going to travel down that road, no matter how much anyone is willing to pay me. We should focus on whatever Cyrus is in front of us at any given moment. Right now, it's Noah Cyrus. In a bubble bath. Looking really hot. Yep. Noah Cyrus looks pretty damn great wearing nothing but bubbles if you want my honest opinion. Sure, she could totally just be teasing us and has no plans on every getting nude in front of a camera. And you know what, that's totally fine with me. If Noah Cyrus is just teasing us, then this is a beautiful tease and I hope she continues to tease us in such ways.
Still, if we are going on gut alone my gut says that Noah Cyrus is going to be topless, maybe tomorrow, maybe in two years. The future is yet to be written, but let's hope there's a chapter on Noah Cyrus nude.