You Gotta Eat The Pussy!

Oral sex is on the top of most people’s lists of the greatest things life has to offer. The ability to pleasure your partner in a number of ways is truly amazing. When we think of sex, most often penetration comes to mind, but the reality is there is so much more to explore in regard to our sexuality. The human body was created with many crevices and grooves that can stimulate our partners to heights beyond our imagination. It should bring joy that you can make your lover cum with hands, mouth, and ass (for those of us who are skilled enough that is) maximizing the options you have in the bedroom.

In a 2015 interview with The Breakfast Club, DJ Khaled made comments in regard to his reservations about oral sex. He felt that because he is the ‘King’ of his home he is able to bypass pleasuring his wife through means of oral sex since he takes care of all the other aspects of her lifestyle. Per usual, the internet chimed in with their opinions and it seems that there was an overwhelming amount of support in favor of Khaled’s stance. However, on the other side of the coin, America’s Favorite, “The Rock”, commented stating he was proud to be a “master of all performances”. This led for even more men to stand in solidarity with The Rock and his progressive stance.

Though I’m a gay man, I feel that I’m certain in my sexuality because I have had encounters with women. I’ve been told that my oral sex game ranks with the best, but there is just something about eating pussy that just never did it for me. In spite of, I feel that in any relationship there should be reciprocity of pleasure. To think that you’re entitled to someone worshipping you with their mouth and you can’t return the adoration is childish and asinine. If eating pussy is your thing, then here are three motivations to keep it up, or hop on the bandwagon.

1. Penetration Isn’t How Women Cum

I know it’s hard to imagine someone not being stimulated by the gift of the dick. Men have this idea that women are just pleased from the inconsistent and self-serving pumps of their dick in and out of their vaginal cavity and this couldn’t be the furthest thing from the truth. Fellas, there is a part of the vagina many of you have overlooked—the clitoris. Though it may seem small and minuscule to you, to a woman, it is an entire universe. The clitoris demands some attention, and it seems that the best way to give it the attention it needs is with your tongue. Penetration can be a phenomenal experience for both, but only when you keep in mind the needs of your partner. Remembering that you’re getting the greatest benefit from penetration is key so that you don’t forget to tickle the clit.

2. It Opens a New Level of Intimacy

There is nothing that says I’m into you like nestling your nose deep into the pubic region of your partner as you take their genitals into your mouth. Your mouth is the portal of getting your thoughts out in to the real world, but can also be the gateway to euphoria for the woman in your life. The desire to want to taste you will intensify when you make sure that her orgasm can ride in on the tip of your tongue. Plus, haven’t you heard? “What one man won’t do another one will…” If you have a lady that is special to you there is no reason why you can’t show her that she is worthy of the highest form of adoration—EATING HER PUSSY. Eating pussy will make her stay around and not go astray. Pleasing your partner is more enjoyable when you know he isn’t selfish and all about his personal satisfaction because no one owes you anything! Trust me, once you start to kiss her special spot you will see a boost in your interaction outside the bedroom. Anytime a woman is upset she is either hungry, or needs her pussy ate…. Sometimes you should do both just because.

3. It Intensifies the Intercourse

Along with the more intense intimacy, you will discover in eating pussy, you will find her body more pleasant during sexual intercourse. Women have the ability to have multiple orgasms, but unfortunately, many women haven’t had one. If you have prepped your woman’s engine with some head it is likely that her body will intensify its level of attraction for you. No woman wants to have her barely damp vagina aggressively ripped open by a hard dick that hasn’t done any work to make her body its most receptive to your love. A woman’s body is like a delicate flower that must be catered to with TLC. You can’t just get her up and running, it takes time. Be gentle and patient and the reward you reap will blow your mind. It’s amazing the sex people can have once they communicate more fluidly sexually. Knowing your partner’s preferred method of sex can bring you as much joy as you’ll be delivering to them. You must remember that the top quality you should harbor in any relationship is reciprocity.

The ability to follow in The Rock’s footsteps as a “master of all performances” is a goal that we should all achieve in our sex lives. There is nothing worse than a lover that is one sided and selfish. That will not get your phone calls returned the next morning. There is nothing wrong with showing someone that you appreciate them with your oral cavity. It’s also insane to expect someone to give you something that you’d never extend back to them. Let’s make sure we aren’t forgetting the oral sex appetizers that come before our intercourse entrée.