April 28, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
Being a dude I really don't even need a mirror. I have no problem guessing what I look like and being fine with it turning out differently. The idea of having multiple mirrors has always seemed like a bit to me, but seeing that Rosario Dawson has a mirror just for a cleavage makes perfect sense to me. Rosario Dawson has fantastic cleavage, why not have a mirror just for looking at it?
And I don't want to hear anything about this not being a cleavage mirror. Don't give me any of that "Rosario Dawson just has a smaller mirror and she just happened to notice how awesome her cleavage looked in it and decided to snap a picture for Instagram" nonsense. That tiny mirror on Rosario Dawson's sink is a cleavage mirror. There is no it just happened to be the perfect position to capture her perfect cleavage. That's too much coincidence for me. It doesn't compute, doesn't make sense, it's not logical. The only thing that seems perfectly clear to me is that Rosario Dawson would own a mirror for the sole purpose of looking at and taking pictures of her cleavage.
Sorry, you're not going to be able to talk me out of this one. I'm going to stand firm and never back down. When it comes to the cleavage of Rosario Dawson there is no middle ground.