March 7, 2018 | Posted in Editorial Features by
YouPorn did us the favor of using its AI to predict this year's impending biggest porn searches, thanks to a trained recurrent neural network - the same thing people have trained to make those dastard Christmas carols. It's... not right, but so right at the same time. You know what I mean? The results all sound very Cronenberg to me, but hey, what do I know?
These are my personal favorite Porn Searches of the Future. Can't wait to live in a world where I can own a dangcuble.
Is it a nude resort in an obscure country? The title of a porn parody period piece? A type of dance??
Not sure if this is a really good blow job, or a hand job given to a grandpa. I imagine both would be popular.
If I ever start a band, this is what I'm going to name it.
I know one thing's for sure: Masturbinge is my new favorite word.
This sounds like the kind of sex you have to ska music.
Not to be confused with pussy fracking.
I see the AI is predicting a promotion for Stormy Daniels.
This sounds like it hurts.
Everyone deserves a little appreciation, you know?
Will try this out as dirty talk next time I have sex and report back.
I don't want to know how much cum is involved in this.
Nothing else - just wow.