February 27, 2018 | Posted in Sponsored by
Hot blonde news anchor Eila Adams is looking oh so sassy in and out of stripes as she gives this Hollywood report from the offices of Naked News. Jay-Z is quite the big spender when it comes to his friends' birthdays, apparently and he spent a whole lot of cash buying his own brand of champagne to toast his friend taking another trip around the sun. I'll take that $11K tip any day!
"Deadpool" star Ryan Reynolds now has his own brand of gin to celebrate his successes, with which is pretty fabulous. Also, fabulous - Adams' tits! Motley Crue drummer/celeb sex tape star Tommy Lee has found true love again and got engaged to his honey on Valentine's Day, sharing the news with the world on Instagram. Really, if you don't Instagram something, did it even really happen? Here's to hoping his new fiancee is up for some naked honeymoon fun like Pam was. MAD Magazine is coming back this spring and is there better news than that out there right now? I sincerely doubt it.