February 19, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
As you all know, I'm a big fan of tan lines. I think there is something magical about them and simply drive me wild. Yet, in this instance, I have to question why Courtney Stodden is resting her arm across her boobs while enjoying the sun. Doesn't she know that it's going to make one interesting tan line?
Of course, I'm not saying I'm opposed to interesting tan lines, especially if they are on Courtney Stodden. All I'm doing is pointing out that if left there, the tan line would look different than any other tan line any of us have probably ever seen. And sure, you might be thinking to yourself; "You know, Jack she's probably just putting her arm across her incredible boobs for the picture so she can post it on Instagram", but really? You really think Courtney Stodden would do such a thing? That sounds crazy if you ask me. Courtney Stodden has some pretty great breasts and I highly doubt she would cover them up for a picture. Yeah, right, that's something Courtney Stodden would do... okay, crazy person.
Really the only way to know for sure is to see an after picture. So, let's all be on the look for a new topless Courtney Stodden pic. I mean, not like we do that every day anyway.