February 9, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
There comes a time when regular words simply won't do. You can't string together enough descriptions to get across how awesome, how beautiful, how amazing something truly is. When this happens, there is one path to take: You must take a step into the world of poetry; more specifically, haiku. Yes, it's time to honor Marisa Tomei's boobies with some haiku.
Is it just me or does it seem like Marisa Tomei just keeps getting hotter and she keeps showing off her boobs more and more? Surely I'm not the only one who's noticed that. Sure, Marisa Tomei has always been really hot, but it just seems like in her past couple of films, she's been especially hot. And with all this great nudity, we really need to take a few moments and honor her and her topless scenes with some kind words.
I don't think it's putting it lightly to say that Marisa Tomei has some of the best breasts. They are pretty great, and that's why we praise them with haiku.