January 31, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
We are officially running out of mundane, everyday tasks that aren't sexy. Thanks to Alexandra Daddario and her tight leather shirt and her even tighter skirt, walking is now sexy. None of us are going to be able to see someone walking down the street and not think about Alexandra Daddario and her incredible boobs bouncing up and down.
It's no fault of Alexandra Daddario - she can't control the fact she's so utterly sexy that she can turn the normal into incredibly sexy. She's just doing her thing - it just so happens her thing is sexy and it transforms everything else into sexy. Seriously, this is going to make doing anything very different. There is no way any of us can not see people walking. People walk, that's a thing. And now people walking is going to fill my brain, your brain, our collective brains with images of Alexandra Daddario. It's not a bad thing, it's just going to be hard to do anything because we'll be busy thinking about Alexandra Daddario. Yeah, life is going to be pretty tough from now on, but that's the price we pay for having Alexandra Daddario in our lives.
Maybe we can overexpose ourselves to it, you know like we could build up an immunity. If we watch Alexandra Daddario being all sexy while she walks enough, we won't even notice it anymore. There's only one way to find out, so better clear the rest of the day!