February 1, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
One fish, two fish, red fish, Emmanuelle Chriqui in a fish bikini. Seriously, I don't want to go all Troy McClure here, but all of a sudden I'm finding that fish are really sexy. At least the ones on Emmanuelle Chriqui's bikini are probably the sexiest fish I've ever seen.
Okay, that's all I got. The fish joke is it. I'm all out of material. Emmanuelle Chriqui is just too damn hot to make any more jokes about. Really the only thing left to do is sit in silence and stare at Emmanuelle Chriqui's cleavage. Then take about a ten-minute break to recharge, come back to Emmanuelle Chriqui in bikini and stare again. Of course, you don't have to only stare at Emmanuelle Chriqui's cleavage, she's got a fantastic bikini body. One really does have to take in the whole package to enjoy full Emmanuelle Chriqui in a bikini experience. And it's totally okay if you find fish sexy all of sudden. It's not really the fish, it's the fish bikini on Emmanuelle Chriqui. Emmanuelle Chriqui is crazy hot so you are allowed to think some crazy thoughts.
All right, that should do it for me. I'm going to go ahead and close up show for the rest of the day. Need to take some quiet time with Emmanuelle Chriqui and her bikini. I guess you could say I'm taking an Emmanuelle Chriqui bikini vow of silence.