January 15, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
There are times when we don't want to beat around the bush. We need to cut through the red tape and right to the point, no messing around. Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes know what I'm talking about. They just go right to showing off their awesome thong tanlines without wasting any of our time.
Yep, that's pretty nice of them. Both the fact they are showing off their amazing ass and the fact they didn't take their time or make us flip through hundreds and hundreds of photos before we got here. Thought if Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes want to make us flip through hundreds and hundreds of pictures of them in bikinis, I think we'd all be more than happy to do that. We'd have to clear some time out of the calendar, but when Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes are in bikinis we'll make time to look at them. But, they understand that we understand sometimes you've got to cut to the tanlines. No middle man, no waiting, just tanlines, tanlines, tanlines.
Also, let's take a moment to thank Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes for showing us their tanlines. They could have just as easily shown us an Instagram pic of them in thong bikinis, but oh no, they went the extra mile. Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes, we thank you for the gifts you have given us.