January 13, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
Oh, Heidi Klum, why must you do this to us? Why? Why must you drive us so crazy with your fantastic boobs and killer stomach? Why? Why? Well, I think we actually know the answer (because your boobs are amazing and we don't know how we'd survive without them), but still WHY?!?!
It's not Heidi Klum's fault, she can't help the fact she's so incredibly hot. She can't help the fact that her boobs are some the best boobs on the planet. She can't help being one of the hottest supermodels on the planet. The way Heidi Klum makes us feel when her boobs are out has nothing to do with her. It's all us, she can't do a damn thing about it. Well, I guess she could retire from modeling, move to a remote part of the world where only a tiny plane can reach, and never show her face (and boobs) in public again... Okay, a single tear just rolled down my cheek thinking about that idea. I don't what Heidi Klum to go away, I want Heidi Klum to continue to drive us crazy.
Of course, I doubt Heidi Klum is going to walk away from modeling. I have a very strong feeling we'll see her boobs again. And I also know that they will drive us crazy in that way that only Heidi Klum can.
via Harper's Bazaar Germany