January 11, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
You know how sometimes you can tell what kind of year it's going to be in the first few weeks? If you get a promotion at work right off the bat, then you know it's going to be a good year, but if you stub your toe repeatedly on different objects for a week, you know the year is going to suck. I'm starting to wonder if this will be the year of Lady Gaga's ass.
We aren't even a month into the new year, and already this is the second Lady Gaga thong bikini shot we've gotten. I also think it's the same bikini she used to wish us a happy new year with early on Twitter. Of course, I could be totally off base with this, it could just be dumb luck that we are getting to see Lady Gaga's awesome ass in a thong twice in a row, but I felt like last year we constantly got Lady Gaga's topless one day and Lady Gaga showing us her boobs a few days later. There is a pattern to these things and those patterns mean something. They mean we could be having a great year because we're going to be seeing a lot of Lady Gaga's rear end.
Sure, you might not believe in any of that mambo-jumbo, but one thing you must believe in is how great it is to see Lady Gaga's wonderful butt. Whether it means anything for the future or not, it's still a pretty great way to start off a new year.