January 9, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
Once again I find myself in that strange place of being pretty darn excited and kind of disappointed in myself. I didn't even know Sly Stallone had a daughter, let alone a super hot model daughter. Really, the only way to describe the hotness of Sistine Stallone is to call her a total knockout.
Sure, Mr. Stallone has had more roles than Rocky Balboa, but I really can't think of an Expendables joke right now. It's kind of hard to focus on much of anything else when Sistine Stallone is rocking a thong while doing a workout. Seriously, why am I always late to the party? I can't tell you the number of celebrity kids, especially the hot ones, I stumble upon after everyone already knew about them. And while I should be down on myself for it, it's hard to be down with this much Sistine Stallone hotness going around. And it'll come as no surprise to anyone that Sistine Stallone's mom is model. I think we all know where she got her killer good looks.
Hey, it's important to learn something new every day and I can't think of anything better to learn than a new hottie. Sistine Stallone is today's new hottie. I think I speak for everyone when I say I can't wait to see what the future holds for Sistine Stallone.