Get Cooking with a Topless Cynda Mcelvana

December 27, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by jack-blackbush

Someone, Please Give a Topless Cynda Mcelvana a Cooking Show

While I'm not a fan of reality television (because most of it isn't reality), I do enjoy a good cooking show. Mostly because the contestants are actual chefs with cooking skills, so it tends to make things a little more interesting. And while I have no idea if Cynda Mcelvana has any cooking experience, I would totally watch her cook topless.

There's just something about a topless Cynda Mcelvana that puts me in a great mood. I can imagine that watching her cook while topless would be just... just... just wonderful. Though, if I'm being completely honest (and I always am with you guys), I would watch a topless Cynda Mcelvana do just about anything. Work on cars, yard work, solve complicated math problems, review books, sew, fly on an airplane - basically, if you are going to have Cynda Mcelvana topless, I'm going to watch. But of all those ideas, I really do believe that Cynda Mcelvana cooking topless would be a real hit. So, if anybody out there knows any movers and shakers in the entertainment biz, let's see if we can get Cynda Mcelvana the topless attention she truly deserves.

They say you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, but I really would update that saying to "you can't do any cooking without a topless Cynda Mcelvana."

photos by Ken Perry

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