November 10, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by
As much as I wanted to make some kind of earthquake joke or do something like the heavens were opening up, I just can't bring myself to do it. For, see you, Nadine Velazquez shaking her ass is just... just... glorious. I don't think I can make light of such a beautiful sight.
Believe me, I want to come up with something cute or clever or witty, but nothing is happening upstairs. All I can do is stare blankly at Nadine Velazquez's rump moving back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. It is as if Nadine Velazquez is a magician and instead of a pocket watch, she simply asks you to focus on her ass instead. I'm pretty sure that after watching this video as many times as I have I would probably cluck like a chicken if Nadine Velazquez told me to. Yes, her ass shaking is rather hypnotic and really a treat to watch. Best of all, she's simply shaking her ass because she wants to. There's no other reason needed if you ask me.
All joking aside, do yourself a favor and watch Nadine Velazquez in yoga pants shaking her butt. It really will be the treat you need today, tomorrow, and probably over the weekend as well.