November 3, 2017 | Posted in straight by
There shouldn't be a single person on the planet who thought Atomic Blonde (2017) wasn't going to be an awesome movie for any reason. But if there is someone out there who maybe just woke up from a coma or just got internet access, here is the main reason to see this movie: Charlize Theron and Sofia Boutella making out.
Of course, this isn't the only reason to see this movie - there are plenty of other fantastic scenes involving the lovely Charlize Theron. She kicks some ass, she takes some names, and she goes topless quite a few times. Really this needs to be on your must-watch and must-own list. Seriously, I'm not sure what else you want me to say. It's Charlize Theron. It's Sofia Boutella. It's the two them, making out, and their boobies. That's really what the tagline for this movie should be. I don't actually know what the tagline and frankly I don't care. All that matter is this movie has Charlize Theron and Sofia Boutella making out, on screen, and we can own a copy of it. Seriously, why are you still here, go find this movie and watch it.
Look, I'm not offended if you check out early. This is really important. You have to do this, you have to go see Atomic Blonde, it's really important. Go. Seriously, get out of here. Go!