October 7, 2017 | Posted in Amateur by
As far as I can tell, the term "on the rocks" simply came from the fact that ice can sometimes look like rocks. But I think I'm going to change the origin story that "on the rocks" came from seeing Lizzie Gunst nude on some rocks. After all, a drink with ice is great, but a drink with a picture of Lizzie Gunst nude on a beach sounds way more refreshing.
Seriously, is there any better combo than a beautiful nude woman and a beach? I really can't think of any and believe me, I tried. Anytime you can make something terrible, like sand in your butt crack, look like the most beautiful thing that can happen to anyone, you know you've got something good. Lizzie Gunst's nude ass covered in sand, is something really, really good. Plus, if you've ever tried to sit on some rocks on the beach, you know the odds of finding a comfy spot in a swimsuit or shorts is close to impossible. Yet Lizzie Gunst makes it seem like the most fun one can have at the beach. And let's also give Lizzie Gunst some props because I bet putting her naked ass on a rock for a picture probably wasn't the most comfortable thing she's ever done and yet she stuck it out and it was well worth it.
So, the next time you order a drink on the rocks while sitting on the beach, think about Lizzie Gunst nude in the sand. Hell, you could probably just think about Lizzie Gunst nude on the beach whenever you wanted. Odds are you don't need anything to remind you of her incredible nude body.
photos by Thomas R. Wood