September 15, 2017 | Posted in straight by
I know that none of us were really jumping for joy when we heard about The Mummy (2017). I'll admit that kind of laughed at the trailer and passed it off as nothing to see. Well, I'm here to tell you I was totally wrong. Sure, there are a ton of problems with the story, the acting, and the action, but there one thing that totally makes the movie worth seeing is Sofia Boutella.
Namely, Sofia Boutella's ass. It shows up a couple times, and my goodness, it is one hell of a beautiful thing. And you know what, those strategically placed wraps make her looked kind of hot too. I'm not into the whole coming back from the dead things, but if Mummy Sofia Boutella asked me for a drink, I'd at least have one drink. You know, to hear her out. And stare at her cleavage when she's not looking. Though, I've kind of been pining over Sofia Boutella ever since Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014). I'm sure I'm not the only one. And now we are getting a nice little peek at her rear end, her glorious, wonderful rump. I'm ever so hopeful Sofia Boutella will continue to her nude ways in movies. I have no doubt that she's going to keep on being sexy because, you know, she's Sofia Boutella.
Don't watch it for the plot, don't watch it for the acting, watch The Mummy for one reason and one reason alone; Sofia Boutella. There's nothing wrong with watching a bad movie because of super hotties, especially when that super hottie is Sofia Boutella.