Only in Florida: When You're in the Mood...

August 25, 2017 | Posted in Editorial Features by jack-blackbush

Was It for the Thrill or the Trailer?

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

We've all been there - in the mood for love, and no matter what else is going on we've got to get it on. Maybe it's the way she looks at you, maybe it's the way the moon hits his face, but there are certain moments when love is the air, you breathe it in, and it takes you over. Doesn't matter if you're in your house, at party, or robbing a trailer from a pool store; when desire takes hold, there is nothing you can do.

Yes, it would seem two Florida lovebirds had to get it on, right there in the parking lot of a pool store before stealing a trailer. I have no idea if it was the trailer or the sex that made them pull over, but I can tell you that these two Florida residents committed an act of theft and an act of love. Now, I'm not 100 percent sure of what "sexual act" these two crazy kids did, though I believe it was some kind oral, but without a different camera angle, we'll never know... that is, until they are finally caught and the sex act is stated in the police report. That's right, they got away with a $1200 trailer and a fond memory of great sex.

Maybe they both get turned on by thrills, maybe they both need an element of danger to get off, or maybe that's just the sexiest trailer on the face of the earth. It could be a combination of all three.

via Palm Beach Post

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