Only in Florida: The Naked Robin Hood

He Was Caught Red Nuded

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

Hasn't it happened to all of us? We wake up one morning and wish we could do something good for the world, just like Robin Hood. Steal from the rich and give to the poor or maybe something that doesn't involve stealing, but something to help the less fortunate. One Florida Man decided to give it a shot by robbing a bank, stripping down to his birthday suit, and then running through the streets tossing the cash as he went.

According to reports, Mr. Alexander Hayden Sperber walked into a bank, used his finger as a gun, and stole $47k in cash; which also included a dye pack. Upon leaving the bank the dye pack exploded, covering Mr. Sperber in red paint. But that didn't stop him. Mr. Spreber took off his clothes and continued on his merry way. But wouldn't you know it, he didn't get very far before he was arrested.

After his arrest, Sperber told a special agent that when he woke up Tuesday morning, he “decided to rob a bank, flee by running naked down the street while throwing the money stolen during the bank robbery to people, in order to begin his career as a comedian,” the FBI said.

Maybe they don't have a lot of open mic nights at comedy clubs in Florida. Nor am I sure what the punch line would be to the naked bank robbery joke, but I'm sure Mr. Spreber has one already figured out. I guess we'll just have to wait for him to get out of prison before we find out.

So, the next time you wake up and want to do a good deed, try volunteering your time for a cause you believe in. Or just make a donation. I don't really have any tips for starting a comedy career.

Turns out naked man running down Las Olas is suspected bank robber. Dye pack reportedly exploded that's why money's red & why he got naked pic.twitter.com/ns6pFXFwwV

— Lorena Estrada (@EstradaLorena) July 25, 2017