June 12, 2017 | Posted in Editorial Features by
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
I like Hooters, you like Hooters, everyone likes Hooters. Some people like it for the food, some people like for the television, but mostly people like Hooters because... well, it's Hooters. And when you want to go to Hooters there is really no other restaurant that can satisfy the hunger for Hooters. You will do whatever you can, within reason, to get to your favorite Hooters. Well, one Florida resident took his desire to get to Hooters at any cost to a whole other level - he called the 911 for a ride.
Mr. Jonathan Hinkle called the police and told them that he needed a ride to a certain Hooters because his grandmother had a stroke in the parking lot. Upon arrival at the Hooters, they found wings, sports, and Hooters waitresses, but alas no grandmother having a stroke. After searching, strangely enough, for over three hours, the Merritt Island Sheriff Officers found Grandma Hinkle at another Hooters, perfectly fine. Sensing he was in trouble, Mr. Hinkle offered to do what any of us would do for someone who gave us ride - give them some gas money. Instead, Mr. Hinkle was given a free ride to jail.
I think we've all be in Mr. Hinkle's shoes. When that craving for Hooters Original Style Wings with a side of fantastic cleavage, there is little any of us can do until it's filled. Though, next time I would suggest Mr. Hinkle call a friend or a cab.
via Florida Today