Only in Florida: Law and Order – Courthouse Blowjob Unit

Kind of Changes the Meaning of "Doink, Doink"

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

Luckily I haven't ever had to spend any time in a courthouse in all my years on this planet. It's not that I've never done something wrong, I simply haven't ever been caught (nor was I ever a master criminal). But I have thought about what it must be like to have to go to court, even for something that isn't that big of a deal. I don't know what all emotions would be racing through my mind while waiting outside the courtroom: fear, sadness, maybe even some anger. One Florida woman had a little different feeling while sitting alone in the hallway of a courthouse; horny. Yes, it would seem Brittany Jones, who was set face charges of possession of drug paraphernalia, smuggling contraband into jail, and violation of probation, suddenly felt the urge to give some dude a blowjob while she waited to go before a dude.

'To all the news channels following me on Facebook. I know for a fact your reading this, so I will let all of you know; I will only do a interview with the highest bidder. Shoot me a price,' she wrote on Thursday.