Hailee Steinfeld Is Sexy on a Boat, She Would Be Sexy Near a Moat

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No Doubt This Vid Will Make You a Little Gitty

To say that Hailee Steinfeld is constantly sexy, especially when wearing a bikini on the bow of a boat with the wind weaving through her hair, is putting it mildly. Really, the only way to truly describe Hailee Steinfeld's beauty is through rhyme. Hailee Steinfeld is sexy on a boat, Hailee Steinfeld would be sexy near a moat, Hailee Steinfeld is sexy with wind-blown hair, Hailee Steinfeld is sexy everywhere!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that going all Dr. Seuss is kind of corny, but seeing this Instagram video of Hailee Steinfeld in her pink striped bikini filled me with such a giddiness, I really didn't know any other way to express it. She is one hell of a sexy lady in just a 2D picture, but you see that wind flowing through her hair, and my goodness, I'm a puddle on the floor. Honestly, this is probably the best way one could ring in the year, by staring at Hailee Steinfeld in a bikini. Though, if I'm being completely honest, looking at Hailee Steinfeld in a bikini is the best way to ring any holiday - hell, it's the best way to ring in any regular old day of the week.

Rhyming or not, you can't deny Hailee Steinfeld's complete and total hotness. She also really changes that song "I'm on a Boat" to a really sexy jam. Maybe someone should set this video to a slower version of that song. That would be awesome.

Via Hailee Steinfeld on Instagram