Hannah Davis Should Be on All the Covers

March 3, 2016 | Posted in straight by l-l-skelton


I've never felt good about going shirtless in public, and I'm making it a goal to change that this summer. Maybe it's all in my head. Or in this case, my gut. I just feel like if I don't stop eating crap and working out while I'm at my youngest, I'm gonna regret it when I'm older. There's no excuse for being outta shape but it's easier said than done to hit the gym consistently. I know there are some people who don't care about their fat bods and leave all concern to the wind but I ain't one of 'em. I know how the world works, and the world makes things sucky for the not physically appealing.

Hannah Davis does not have a problem getting in shape. This beauty is a goddess among mere mortals. I could be cynical in regards to how people like her have access to expensive personal trainers, nutritionists, surgeons or resort to the dangerous diets models of her ilk employ. But that's just counterproductive and most likely dead wrong. You gotta work hard for that sexy body and she shows it off for the March Maxim cover along with a full spread. This chick must have the incredible willpower and brains to match her incredible tits and ass. How many calories can I burn from jerkin' it?

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