Penthouse Booze Now Available in SoCal

Penthouse-Branded Alcohols Now Available in SoCal Booze Stores!

Penthouse-branded wines and liquors are now available for purchase in some liquor stores in Southern California. Morandell Imports, a Southern California liquor distributor, will be handling sales for both the Penthouse wines and the Penthouse spirits. They service southern California from San Diego to San Francisco with an emphasis on imported products from throughout Europe and South Africa.

“Morandell Imports has an appreciation for quality beverages, which makes them an ideal representative for the PENTHOUSE Wines and Spirits,” Amanda Byrd, Director of Global Licensing for PENTHOUSE, said in a press release. “Our products are superior in flavor and packaging, and we know Morandell Imports will convey this to their customers.”

Penthouse spirits are crafted and bottled in a distillery in Holland. The collection includes Dutch vodka, a Canadian whisky, a first-of-its kind Whiskey Tequila Fusion (which sounds like something that would make me puke for a couple of days following consumption, sorry Penthouse) as well as "Libido Libations", cherry-flavored, herbal-enhanced vodkas meant to stimulate either men or women.

The Penthouse wines are made from Californian and Australian grapes. The collection includes “The Scarlet” Sparkling Shiraz, “The Blonde” Sparkling Chardonnay, Merlot, Sauvignon Blanc and Pinot Noir. Morandeli is going to be helping liquor stores host events with Penthouse Pets at liquor stores who purchase certain amounts of this porn-branded sauce. A store in Glendale will be first for one of these events. If you want to pick up a bottle or three of Penthouse booze, send an email to [email protected] and he will push you the right way.