Stamos Is Not Above Snapping A Post-Sex Selfie

It's not hard to hate John Stamos. He used to be married to one of the hottest women alive, and now he goes around eating yogurt and crushing ass. Just as I was setting out to write a piece hating the game rather than the player, along comes this article where Stamos admits that he not only takes pictures with women after sex, but he calls his style of lovemaking "musical."

According to Page Six (link below), Stamos dropped some of his sex life wisdom on writer and friend Ali Adler for her new book "How to Fuck a Woman," and in case you were wondering, he is most assuredly not above saying things that will only make him seem ten times more desirable to women.

Stamos notes: “I’m fifty-one years old. I’ve had some experiences but it’s about listening, asking, talking … Maybe some girls are afraid of communicating. But I find most aren’t if you ask, ‘Does this feel good?’ Or listen to her body like an instrument. I guess I do approach sex in a musical way. With me it’s more rhythm than melody with a woman … but it’s all listening. When music clicks you can feel it. You have to listen to other musicians. With women, you have to listen to their bodies.”

He adds, “I’d rather have a woman have ten orgasms than me have ten orgasms.”

Sure you would pal. Now, lest you think that his life is all free-wheeling fun and sexy good times, there's a melancholy to Stamos as well...

“A couple of women have wanted ‘selfies’ afterwards,” Stamos tells Adler, whom he worked with on “The New Normal,” after suggesting he sometimes feels used, adding, “One girl really wanted my shirt, like a souvenir.”

Look it's easy to hate Stamos, but never forget that he once spent several years sporting a mullet and pretending to think that Dave Coulier's antics were hilarious, so I think he may have earned this one. 

Via Page Six