Five Celebs That Ryan Madison Would Like to “Massage Hard”

Kelly Madison Productions' latest DVD "Massage Me Hard" is out now and it is the first entry in a new series.  It features performer/director Ryan Madison helping sexy teens find their own "happy endings"--you know, orgasms--and it generally looks fucking fabulous.  He gets to help quite the cast of teen porn stars work their knots out in this but here are five celebrities that the giving healer Mr. Madison would like to help with their worldly troubles.

1) Kate Upton.

Booooooobies!!!!

2) Angelina Jolie.

From when she was young and crazy with Billy Bob. They were interviewing her on the red carpet at an awards show and she said she just got done having sex in the limo on the way there, so f’in hot!

3) Kim Kardashian.

Because I could say I fucked Kanye West’s wife because he is a dick!

4) Rihanna.

She seems like one of those crazy chicks in bed. ; )

5) Paris Hilton.

I would tape it and try to redeem her porn career because that sex tape she did is the most boring thing I’ve ever seen!

I am so relaxed now.  All the images here appear courtesy of Kelly Madison Productions.  Here's a trailer of Ryan Madison's scene with Keisha Grey in "Massage Me Hard".  Pick this up on DVD by clicking here!