Finally Science Did Something Awesome, A Lube For Jerking Off In The Shower

There is an inherent challenge when trying to rub one out in the shower. The delicate dance of cupping some lotion or your favorite lube in one hand, making sure not a single drop of water gets mixed in--while at the same time trying to get your rocket ready for take off--is one of the biggest challenges man has ever faced. Well, it appears that this shower dance will soon be a thing of the past thanks to Shower Jerk, a lube made for the shower.  

Timothy Killian and his Seattle based start-up company Weverse have been hard at work coming with a solution to this age-old problem. Using a higher viscosity of silicone than what is in normal lubes, Shower Jerk actually gets more slippery in water. Seriously, science is fucking awesome. While you can’t use Shower Jerk outside in a lake or the ocean, you can use it in the shower, tub, and even in a hot tub. Killian didn’t say whether the he meant a regular hot tub or a hot tub that can travel through time.

In a simple black tube labeled SJ, Shower Jerk can remain out in the open and no one will be the wiser. Although the bottle I see says "Shower Jerk" and has a fist on it. Maybe the pictures are more for marketing and the actual bottles look different. Then again, who the hell will have visitors in and out of their showers enough to worry about someone spotting their jerk off lube? For now, Killian and Weverse are deciding whether or not to use a distributor to get their product out or to simply have the willing public come to them. Either way, I’m sure Killian will make a pretty penny on this amazing product.  

In great times of struggle, man has always found a solution to their problems. We call those people innovators, geniuses, even heroes. So, if you are tired of the shower jerk-off dance, head over ShowerJerk.com and put your dancing shoes away.  

And yes, Killian did come up for the idea while in the shower.

Via AVN