Paris Hilton and Hannah Ferguson Get Dirty To Clean A Truck

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Hannah Ferguson and celebutante Paris Hilton get sexy in bikinis while washing a truck to sell hamburgers. At least, I think they're selling hamburgers. To be honest, I had a hard time paying attention to anything other than Hannah Ferguson and Paris Hilton washing a truck in bikinis.  

The suds were flying as these two hotties scrubbed the hood, leaning over to make sure every speck of dirt was scrubbed away, and then they ate a hamburger on the clean car. While I don’t know too much about advertising, other than what I see on Mad Men, I can safely say this commercial will stick in my brain (and probably my computer) for a good long time. I won’t be able to tell you the name of whatever kind of burger they are selling, and frankly I don’t care. It is nice to see that Hilton took a break from her DJing career (and apparently tipping really well) to put on her sexy two-piece. Ferguson recently put on a fishnet swimsuit in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, which is pretty much all I can remember from that issue.  

One can hope this ad campaign catches on for other companies. Hilton and Ferguson could wash dirty cars for vinyl siding, or the newest cellphone, or cancer research, it doesn’t matter. But I promise you people would stop fast forwarding through commercials. Hell, I bet they would start demanding the Hilton and Ferguson car washing commercials during their streaming entertainment. You know, we should probably just give Hilton and Ferguson their own washing cars in bikinis channel. That’s good programming.