If a Naked Girl is in the Woods Does She Eat Watermelon?

August 29, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity by peterlandau

That's a rhetorical question or title, whatever. The answer is yes, as this is a very positive yes (not that there's anything such as a negative yes, to my knowledge at least, which, admittedly, is limited), for our naked girl in the woods eating watermelon is a tattooed hippie chick. 

The video proof is at Vimeo (link below), where all great nudity goes to die or live, what do I look like, a philosopher? One thing is for certain, I love a cool slice of watermelon on a hot summer day, and I love even more a lithe naked alterna-chich filling her face with the juicy fruit. Is that so wrong? 

What is right and what is wrong? Greater minds than mine have pondered such questions, though, frankly, an ant's mind is greater than mine. Have you seen the stuff they can do with their pincers? But I digress. What was I talking about?

Oh, yeah, naked ladies and summer fruits, the kind that you can eat with your hands and without your clothing. More fruit should be devoured naked, don't you think? It would help kids eat healthy, or at least allow young boys and men to pretend to have an interest in fruit. 

Via Watermelon from Alexei Zinin on Vimeo.

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