Marital Aid Test Kitchen–OhMiBod’s Lovelife Cuddle G-Spot Vibrator

Here's the packaging for the OhMiBod Lovelife Cuddle G-Spot Vibrator.  When I first took a look at it, I have to say that the packaging made me think that I had been accidentally been sent a box of maxipads.  This is not what one should think when they open a box with a new vibrator inside.  Really tragic packaging, you know?  Here's the video that runs down all of the features of this toy.

The vibrator does feel nice in the hands--very silky and I like that it is easy to clean with some anti-bacterial soap and water.  This is not a waterproof toy but it is splashproof.  What I didn't like much is that the OhMiBod logo is in small raised lettering near the base of the toy--an easy spot to miss while cleaning this and those little letters can hold bacteria.  Not sexy.

I can honestly say that I don't want a sex toy "cuddling" my G-spot.  If it's in there, the toy is meant to pound and finesse my G until I squirt, not tell me that my hair smells pretty and that I should forget about work and put my feet up.  That's all marketing, though.  The toy itself is relatively quiet and the full charge lasts for two hours--good for a wham-bam  kind of affair.  And then there is the face controller on this toy.

I really don't personally want my toy to have a face unless that face is, say, the face of Charlie Hunnam and he's going to make me a grilled cheese sandwich and "cuddle" me during a nap after he has gotten me off at least ten or twelve times. (He can be my "toy" any day of the week.)   This cute little face will please the kind of woman, however, who shops at the Sanrio store for herself and thinks that this is cute.  I am not that girl but if you are shopping for a toy for that girl, this is a pretty good option.

OhMiBod's Lovelife Ciddle G-Spot Vibrator retails for $69.00.  Click here to get one!