Kelly Brook Gets as Naked as Instagram Will Allow

The problem with laws is there's always loopholes, and Kelly Brook has found one big enough to get her whole naked body through. We applaud her bold stance with one hand. 

Kelly took to her Instagram feed (link below) and took it all off. She poses without a stitch of clothing on a rock by the seashore. If that sounds like the start of a tongue twister, it's not. It's a crotch grabber.

She's glistening as if having been give up by the sea, a gift from the generous Poseidon, with only her long locks of hair barely covering her breasts. Well, let's be accurate, her breasts are too big to be covered by anything less than the tarp they use to protect the field when a baseball game is rained out. Her hair only strategically obscures her nipples.

Her boobs are full out. Large and sweet and juicy, they call us like the sirens, only without the disastrous conclusion. Even if we never reach the promised land of her tits, we have still tasted heaven.

How will Instagram respond? There is a movement afoot, or more aptly, abreast, protesting the app's censoring nudity. But is Kelly nude? She's not wearing any clothes, that's for sure. But is she legally naked if no naughty bits are in play? Check mate. Game, Kelly. 

Via Instagram