The Top 5 U.S. Swing States: Where Patriotism and Polyamory Go Hand-in-Gland

Coupled with a recent study that political conservatives as a (w)hole are more open to group gropes and polyamorous pile-ons than their liberal counterparts, a survey of the top five U.S. states where swinging, spouse-swapping, and other non-monogamous erotic lifestyle practices are most prominent is telling—and it's a terrifically ribald story being told, indeed.

With archly right-wing Arizona topping the list and reliable Republican hacienda Texas packing in the rear, it's clear that some blue states go hard for hot pink. What's to make of this seeming discrepancy? Well, first, some might sniff about "repression" being acted out against. More tellingly though, perhaps, is that libertarianism of the sort that defies authoritarian cock-blockage is hardly the exclusive domain of the left. Most important of all, however–who cares? Let freedom swing, from T to shining A.

Of course, with the exception of New York, all the states in the top five are year-round warm-weather strongholds, and simple temperature may well be the most deciding factor of all: it's hot, you're hot, the neighbors are hot, let's cool off by stripping down and turning up a different kind of heat.

Without further a-spew, here are America's top five swing states, according to research reported by The Examiner, with some of the site's commentary on each.

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Arizona
A city like Scottsdale is both dynamic and exciting and it offers swingers an opportunity to live out their fantasies in one of the many clubs. Some of the best swingers clubs in the city include Party Oasis, Arizona Latin Swingers, and Club XS.
Related: Arizona swingers: Did you know Arizona is a swinging state?

California
California is a favorite destination for swingers from different states and countries. Swingers can explore the nude beaches that target people who are interested in swinging.
Related: Swingers in California know how to party

Florida
South Florida is a swingers' haven in America. Couples from different parts of the globe travel to the state to meet other swingers. About four swinger cruises are held each year. state also has five clubs that offer on-premise sex. Club Hedonism is one of the most popular swinger clubs in South Florida. The clubs offer play areas where members can fulfill all their desires in a relaxing environment.
Related: Florida swingers know how to play

New York
New York is considered a no-hold barred state. There are various clubs where singers can indulge in their fantasies such as La Trapeze and Bowery Bliss.
Related: New York swingers: Secrets behind increasing numbers

Texas
Texas has quite a number of swinger clubs. The Velvet Chain offers memberships to couples who want to explore their sexuality with likeminded people. It is a discrete and exciting environment. Other swinger clubs in Texas include Colette, the Friends Club, and The OT Retreat, which can be compared to a holiday resort designed for swingers.
Related: Texas Swinger Club Pictures and Top Swinger Clubs in Texas

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