Meet Doll, Kitten, and Brynn, ‘World’s First Married Lesbian Threesome’

Lesbian threesomes happen. Sure, they seem to happen in adult entertainment more than in real life perhaps—although these days actual all-female group sex is trustily and lustily closing in on the porno gap—but seldom has the world witnessed a trio of comely lady-lovers so publically and so passionately declare their lifelong love for one another as Doll, Kitten, and Brynn. London's Daily Star has deemed the trio "the world's first married lesbian threesome."

The gal-happy Massachusetts residents married one another in August 2013 in a "fairy tale" ceremony. Each wore a white gown and they all exchanged rings. The brides' individual fathers even walked them down the aisle.

"I cried watching Doll and Kitten walk down the aisle towards me with their dads," Brynn, a computer programmer says. "After we said our vows, Doll and Kitten kissed me first then each other."

"As far as we know, there aren't any other three women who are married like us," says blonde Doll, 34, of her union to statuesque brunette Brynn, and blue-maned pixie, Kitten, 27.

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Doll and Brynn started out as a lesbian couple, albeit active boosters and practitioners of polyamory—Brynn had even been married twice previously, to women. After discussing the addition of a third to their unit, they met bisexual Kitten on OK Cupid.

Fashion Manager, Kitten, 27, says: "My second boyfriend and I had been together for several years but a few months before our wedding, he called the whole thing off without explanation. At first, I was distraught but now, I'm grateful for what he did."

Doll adds: " I didn't know what love was until the three of us clicked like that."

The New York Post reports: All three women sleep in the same bed, and have sex as a threesome and in pairs.

While no U.S. state officially recognizes the union of a "throuple"—yet—the brides' ceremony involved hand-fastening and legal intermingling of livelihoods, assets, and rights to offspring. Oh, yes, these three delight in their status as moms-to-be, as a few months after the wedding, Kitten got pregnant. She's due this July. It's a girl, which does seem only natural.

Fleshbot wishes Doll, Brynn, and Kitten an eternity of warmth, wetness, and endless affection, orgasmic and otherwise. We also sure hope that some day they'll release a honeymoon video.