Wear Your Knees Out On The Floor-able: “Adorable 2”

We enjoy this sort of teen porn--you know, attractive young women, adequate lighting, bravery mixed with depravity presented as fun--but we feel that "Adorable" doesn't pack enough of a punch to get our pants off. However, it's not quite as dull as "Admirable." Nobody wants to hear about a babe with an "admirable pussy."

However, we do want to hear about a babe who calls her cooch Admiral Pussy. We like the naval associations that comes with such a name! Sail them seas, girl.

We find ourselves quite smitten with Chloe Foster, though if we're honest about why, it has to do with her bright seafoam panties (there we go with the oceanic imagery already), and it's perhaps not fair of us to be focusing on such a thing when we're not watching "My Little Panties" or a similar series. We can't help ourselves though! And if Xander doesn't want to bother with taking them off--which he doesn't--then he'll have to pull them aside. We can't pull them aside from our minds. They wedgie us right in the corpus callosum.

Most of the gals in this film don't even bother with panties, save for Natalie Heart, who rocks the classic white cotton for a moment or two. If the dainty underwear and imperfectly shaved pussy don't scream out cuteness at you, then Natalie's ample ass and petite tit combo will. Again, if we're honest with ourselves, we're attracted to Ms. Heart because she's the spitting image of this girl we (actually, I) shared a suite with sophomore year of college. Perhaps Eddie Powell selected her specifically because she makes everyone feel like that in some way. Natalie Heart is the looking glass of hookups we wish had been.

Who will you find in "Adorable 2"? Long-lost roommates, the image of the girl who poured your coffee this morning, that woman you saw riding a bike that made you wish you could be her bike? You'll never know until you check it out.

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