“Pure MILF 3”: The Fishscale Of Fine Ass Females

Tired of MILF movies that taste hella stepped-on? We feel you on that. Enough is enough. No more teens masquerading as mamas, no more debates about age and experience; all we want is to watch worldly women who are direct with their desires get filled with the dicks they deserve.

Actually, we don't know what makes these ladies MILFier than others--nor what makes a MILF truly a MILF in the first place, besides motherhood (which is not true anyway)--but when a guy named Brother Love passes you something that's pure, you tend to take his word for it.

Then again, we do get a strange sense of authenticity from the MILF encounters experienced by Bruce Venture. He bangs two ladies in this film, Alison Star and Diana Doll, and he creampies both of them. That, to us, is a sign of serious MILFdom. In our imaginations, these gals are so familiar with the ejaculation game and the life creation that comes from it that they don't care if Bruce tries his hand at it. For one, Alison and Diana are pros at the rhythm method. Secondly, they prefer having jizz inside them, for the intimacy of the moment and the symbolism it carries. Third, Bruce is obviously a great fuck with a tremendous dong and they'd rather he didn't pull out for any reason less dire than a kitchen fire.

Arguably, the most visually exciting and MILF essence-capturing scene in the film belongs to Julia Ann. She and her boytoy are both dressed in professional attire, leading us to believe that Julia is the proverbial Woman Who Has It All, possibly including a child, definitely including a Lelo vibrator wedged hands-free in her pussy. The whole place is lit up as if it were squeezed between two microscope slides, and the only shadow is the canyon between Julia's heavy tits. It's hard not to envy Julia and her man in this world.

This is a porno that will make you want to find financial and social success before you ever take your pants off. Nobody gets to be part of "Pure MILF 3" without years of hard work and compromise, and that alone is a good reason to take a break from teen porn.

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