Nothing Says “Young & Glamorous 5” Like A Big Ol’ Gape

We were going to post the aforementioned gape as the top picture on the front page, but our standards won't allow it. Yes, we do have them! The Rules and Regulations for Front Page Imagery is a mighty document, designed to protect the curious from pictures of a certain hardcore nature. More importantly, it means we hide the good stuff so you have to search for it.

And believe us, no matter how you feel about stretched out anuses, you will admire Zoey Monroe's rainbow-like gape. (Or suffer the consequences.)

And it's not just the gape itself that enchants us, it's the process by which Zoey earns it. Erik Everhard has her pressed up against the wall, holding on to a bar with one leg in the air like a ballerina learning to plea her pussy upon a penis. Her eye makeup is paralleled by her black lacy stockings, and each dark duo helps frame the holes that Erik gets to pound and plunder. Of course, the most beautiful bullseye in this scene is Zoey's gorgeous gaping asshole. Look at the colors, the depth, the muscles at work to make this magic moment possible! Some heroes wear capes, this hero wears gapes.

But hey, life isn't all about negative space. We're more often fascinated by the stuffing than we are its absence, and AJ Applegate takes a serious double dicking in this film. Mr. Pete and [some other gentleman whose face we can't see] spitroast AJ, fuck her in the ass, fill her pussy to the brim, and then jizz all over her face as she jerks every last drop of come from their bulbous, quivering cocks. It's just another day in the life of Ms. Applegate, pervert extraordinaire.

The thing we love most about the fine female specimens (or specimena) on display in "Young & Glamorous 5" is that their youth gives them the physical and moral flexibility to handle dicks in an endless variety of ways, yet their innate glamour gives them the poise of royalty whilst they sacrifice their rumps.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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