Oh, What A Tangled Mess Of Legs And Lips Is “A Lesbian Affair 2”

No, this isn't a porn parody based on "A Very Private Affair" starring Brigitte Bardot, but that does sound like a spectacular pornographic experience. This is different. This isn't really about anything! If you must have a plot with your smut, then this is about Zoey Holloway waking up one morning, looking at her husband, and thinking to herself, "Damn, if only that guy had a sweet pussy to play with."

Ladies, be real, how many of you have thought the same exact thing when looking at your significant other? Men, you too, how many times have you thought that thing about yourself? If you had a vagina, then you'd get to play with Zoey, Georgia Jones, Blue Angel, and a bunch of other horny hotties. Oh, but if wishes were fishes, we'd be the ocean.

Um, anyway, here we have Zoey, hanging out by the pool, getting some sun, pining for a mouth on her pussy, when all of a sudden, Lisa Daniels runs by, trips on a wet patch of concrete (never run by the pool, folks), and lands tongue-first on Zoey's clit. Is this an affair of convenience? Yes, but Lisa and Zoey have been fantasizing about each other, so this is really the product of countless masturbatory nights. Lisa sits on Zoey's face and grinds her pussy against the soft, wet lips of her BFFL, and neither woman worries for a minute what the husbands might think. Heck, how much you want to bet that they're taking pictures from the bushes? Men. Jealous men.

Meanwhile, on a white ottoman in a white room that exists outside time and space, Georgia Jones is getting her pussy lips pinched as Sandy eats her asshole. Sandy really takes a cavalier attitude towards Georgia's body, often getting rough with her, grabbing clawfuls of ass, even sucking her clit with the full force of her lungs. Georgia loves it, naturally. She's all about being ravaged as long as it doesn't disturb her perfect stockings/bra/choker ensemble. Yes, even when you're having a lesbian affair in an alternate dimension, fashion is everything.

Back on our planet, Meggy and Megan are having a fight about the similarity of their names. Harsh words turn to rough kisses, and soon it becomes clear that the only way to settle this is with a lesbian fuck-off. One girl (we think it's Meggy) takes a big, thick dildo in the ass to prove her Meg-based supremacy, but then the other girl matches her by riding the very same dildo in anal cowgirl. We don't know who to support! We suppose we'll put our money on whichever girl has "To Each His Own" tattooed across her waistline. It's funny on so many levels.

"A Lesbian Affair 2" is exactly what we've come to expect from Lesbian Provocateur: straightforward scenarios, adorable women, and uncontrollable lust. Also, if you squint, you can pretend that Brigitte Bardot is the one going down on Georgia Jones!

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