The Top Ten Naked Celebrity Moments Of 2011

Yes, it's that time of the year when we begin looking back at the people and body parts that made 2011 special. We have to begin with our favorite instances of celebrity nudity because if it weren't for these following people, 2011 would've been nothing but political strife, riots, and revolutions.

It doesn't matter if you're pro-Occupy Wall Street or if you drink the blood of the poor; now is the time to look at your fellow humans and say, "Hey, I bet you'd like to see some naked celebs. I would too." We are supposed to stand as one nation, so let us unite under the banner of famous boobies and we will be unstoppable!

Uh, anyway, that being said, let's reflect and ponder.

10. Paige Duke
If you're not familiar with Paige Duke, either you don't watch enough NASCAR, or you didn't notice the naked pictures of hers that popped up back in July. She's not a driver; she's a model who used to have the title of Miss Sprint Cup until the internet got a hold of these steamy pictures and Sprint decided to let her go. It always saddens us when private nude photos get people in public trouble, and we hope that this minor scandal has opened up new avenues of employment for Paige Duke. At least we got to learn about her!

9. Emily Browning
Some of you may be discomforted by the sight of Emily Browning being touched by old men while she sleeps, and we don't think poorly of you for that at all. It's pretty creepy any way you slice it. However, we can't deny the joy we felt at getting to see this gorgeous young woman completely naked, and we have a feeling that many of you feel the same.

And if you want to see the video footage of Emily being groped, you can click here. For the record, we find the video to be much more discomforting than the stills.

8. Vanessa Hudgens and Alexa Nikolas
Where would we be without Vanessa Hudgens nudity? Lord only knows, but we'd certainly have a much different opinion about Disney stars. The only images of Vanessa and Alexa locking lips and flashing labia were censored, but even with a few blurs here and there, they were absurdly hot. Sometimes, Vanessa Hudgens biting her lip is all we need to get us through the day.

7. Daisy Lowe
Even though we've seen Daisy Lowe's boobs a few times before, we were rather apprehensive about her Playboy shoot. Fortunately, Playboy delivered some amazingly hot photos of Daisy's enormous rack and even a few full frontal images! And lo, our jealousy for her boyfriend, Matt Smith—the guy who plays Dr. Who—was flaring up all over again. (Note: they broke up in November! Life is good!)

6. Amber Rose
The leaked photos of Amber Rose were amazing for a number of reasons. For one, these were (and still are) the finest photos of a masturbating celebrity we've ever seen. Secondly, they taught us that Amber's carpet matches the drapes (they're both totally shaved). Third, they came as part of a ridiculous story involving Amber Rose hitting on Nicki Minaj's then-boyfriend by sending him these pictures (and also these pictures) and starting a ridiculous tale of beef between Amber and all of Young Money. Best of all, Amber denies that she was hitting on Nicki's man, but she doesn't give a fuck about these photos being everywhere. Amber Rose: you set the gold standard for leaked celebrity nudes.

5. Chyna
When Chyna announced that she had approached Vivid Entertainment about doing a serious porn movie with the top male actors in the industry, we admit that we rolled our eyes somewhat. However, after we saw "Backdoor to Chyna," we scolded our eyeballs for being so hasty to judge. Who would've thunk that all her years of hand-to-hand combat would give her the power to blow our minds with genital-to-genital combat? If you haven't seen the movie, do yourself a favor and buy it. If your whistle needs whetting, here's a sneak peek that Vivid gave us!

4. May Andersen
We admit that we didn't know anything about May Andersen before her sex photos, but for a moment in October, all we could think about was this breathtakingly gorgeous and clearly very kinky Victoria's Secret/"Sports Illustrated" Swimsuit model. Even if you're not up on your Danish models, you have to enjoy the images of this girl sucking cock, biting nipples, wearing leather fetish gear, and touching herself in a variety of positions and locations.

3. Blake Lively
This leak was especially fun because at first we were like, "Here's Blake Lively!" and then we were like, "Wait, these are really hot fakes!" but then we were like, "Wait again! These aren't fakes at all! And here are more naked pictures of Blake to prove it!" This whole ordeal was so "Gossip Girl" we almost died of irony.

2. Scarlett Johansson
We can't show you the actual images of Scarlett Johansson doing her thing in front of her iPhone, but we can certainly relive all of the excitement surrounding the leaks and lawsuits related to the photos. We couldn't believe that the breasts and ass (in the mirror) of Scarlett were really online for the whole world to see, and we suspected Photoshoppery, but Gizmodo assured us that they were real. Then ScarJo's people asked the FBI to investigate the leaks! And then we were told to take down the photos; true validation! Even if we can't see these photos anymore, we still have a huge collection of sexy non-nude pictures of Scarlett Johannson as well as the a new meme called ScarlettJohannsoning.

1. Lindsay Lohan
Frankly, we're kind of surprised that Lindsay's Playboy shoot was more popular than all of the ScarJo nudity, but that's how 2011 went! Although Playboy asked us to take the photos down, we'd like to remind you that we've seen Lindsay naked many, many times before, and will probably continue to see her naked in the future. God bless you, LiLo; you made this year ever so special.