“Legends & Starlets 6” Is A Cover For Taste Testing And Carnal Quality Control

There comes a moment in every starlet's porn career when a cougar takes her aside and says, "Look, honey, I gotta taste that pussy." The girl is usually flattered, thinking she's made a good impression on a veteran, not knowing that seasoned stars are required to test the new talent.

Hey, the industry has to police itself, right? You think the only kinds of tests they run are STI-related? Heck naw. And it's not like the legends bemoan having to do this; they often end up fighting over who gets to sample which wares. Everything always works out, though, and the cameras are always running to make sure that the tests are conducted in a fair, orgasmic manner.

Alexandra Silk is concerned that she hadn't seen Taylor Vixen in a while, so she signs up to probe the pussy of the Penthouse Pet of 2010. After determining that her nipples taste fresh and quickly stiffen after a single bite, she starts to kiss her way down Taylor's body, over her pubes (expertly trimmed, notes Alexandra), and down to her clit, where she lightly sucked until Taylor began bucking her hips into Alexandra's lips. The seasoned Ms. Silk thought that was the end of that, but Taylor is too grateful to let her mentor's mouth magic go un-reciprocated. She passes with flying colors.

While Chastity Lynn is having a lazy, lay around day at home, Teri Weigel shows up with the official "I'm gonna eat you out for science" papers in her hand and the two girls march to Chastity's bedroom. It just so happens that Chastity had been hanging out in high heels, a coincidence that Teri joyously highlights in her report to the "Legends & Starlets" committee. In fact, Teri's entire review is glowing: she loves that young blonde thing from her soft, pillowy lips to the slick, saltiness of her, uh, other lips.

Katsuni isn't technically running any tests on Lily LaBeau; these two are just hanging out in the tub like they always do when Katsuni pounced. After a bit of motorboating from Lily, the girls flip the clit-sampling script and decide to go for a routine of rimming: the cool air blowing against Lily's cheeks combines with the warm tingle Katsuni's tongue to make a deliciously confusing feeling creep up the starlet's spine. Since this wasn't an official test, they'll have to recreate the scene again, but we suspect neither girl will mind.

It's movies like "Legends & Starlets Vol. 6" that give us great faith in the longevity of the adult industry. These girls aren't only going down on each other because it's required by the Adult Entertainment Illuminati, they're doing it because they love each other, and they want to make sure this sinful sorority lasts forever.

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