Why Do Good Dicks Always Happen To “Bad Girls 6”?

Can you believe "Bad Girls 6" is already here? It seems like we were just freaking out about Stoya's double penetration scene in "Bad Girls 5," and now she's doing interracial with Mr. Marcus. Can we please slow down the pace of our dreams coming true?

We'd like to savor the moment as long as we possibly can before Stoya comes out with a cookbook or becomes the first pornstar in space or something.

So, here's Stoya, minding her own business, sitting on a bed in her undies, when she hears Mr. Marcus calling from the living room. Since it's chilly in there, she takes her blanket with her and drags it on the floor. This right here, this negligence towards the maintenance of high-quality blankies, is what makes Stoya a Bad Girl, not her craving for Mr. Marcus's big black cock. Some people have expressed dissatisfaction over the fact that Stoya's first interracial scene takes place in the "Bad Girls" series; we think that's a coincidence. This is clearly about how the naughty, blanket-hating Stoya gets the joy of licking the length of Marcus's shaft and sticking his cock inside her tight pussy, even though she should be taking a load of bedding to the cleaners.

Now that we've cleared that up, let's talk about why Jesse Jane is squatting on a training potty. Actually, let's not talk about that.

This movie also has Tori Black and Manuel Ferrara fucking each other! They've been one of our favorite pairs ever since we saw "Evil Anal 11," in which Manuel takes five scenes to convince Tori to have anal sex. There is no such negotiation in this film. In fact, we don't think they talk much at all; Tori teases Manuel by stripping out of her lingerie and Manuel responds by throwing her on the couch and banging her in some doggy style/wheelbarrow leg lock.

Meanwhile, Tommy Gunn and Mick Blue are working out the best way to share the buxom, blonde Bridgette B. Spit roasting her seems to work fine, but it doesn't take long for Tommy to get jealous of the way Mick's cock stretches Bridgette's cheek as he mouthfucks her. Bridgette tries blowing them at the same time, but that quickly turns into an irrumatio contest and Bridgette becomes too horny to ignore. This is proof that threesomes are fun, but they could use the guidance of an event manager. Robby D: step your game up.

We joke. He did a marvelous job with "Bad Girls 6," and we are sufficiently entertained and aroused by all the dirty, sexy, sometimes downright bizarre things that are going down. Here's hoping that for "Bad Girls 7," Stoya experiences mitosis and fucks her clone.

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